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Education  |   August 2011
Anesthesiologist's Lament
Author Affiliations & Notes
  • Stephen T. Harvey, M.D.
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  • *Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee.
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Education / Central and Peripheral Nervous Systems / Sleep Medicine
Education   |   August 2011
Anesthesiologist's Lament
Anesthesiology 8 2011, Vol.115, 432. doi:10.1097/ALN.0b013e31820b8b5d
Anesthesiology 8 2011, Vol.115, 432. doi:10.1097/ALN.0b013e31820b8b5d
After a day of keeping up the shtick  ,
As a colleague calls it, all the backslapping
And one-liners that put the staff at ease,
Dodging comebacks of passing gas and napping,
The old clichés of caring for the sick
While saving lives and stamping out disease,
I settle in for an all-night case on call
And let myself consider the surreal:
Some sorry bastard known as Stat Unknown 
Who passed out, I am told, behind the wheel
And managed to steer straight into a wall
Of the courthouse, no less, has now been flown
Here to purgatory, his position
Suspended somewhere between life and death.
That colleague told me once a good physician 
Is sometimes right, sometimes wrong, never in doubt  .
Sobered with that thought, I draw a breath,
Hold it for a moment, let it out,
And bow my head to pray with all my might,
One sinner for the next, that I am right.